George Orwell’s ‘1984’ is Getting a Romantic Remake…Starring Kristen Stewart

1984-remake

Did you throw up in your mouth when you read the title to this post? I know I did when I can across this news. Seems that Hollywood wants to absolutely obliterate a classic movie, by adding a little Twilight to it. 1984 is a classic film based of the George Orwell novel about a totalitarian future. It represents just how bad our society could end up getting, and many think we are headed to that reality. Now let’s hear what the mouth-breathing, talentless actress has to say about it.

I can’t believe I agreed to do it. I’m terrified of it. Though it’s a movie with a really basic concept, it’s overtly ambitious,

Yes Kristen. We can’t believe you agreed to do it as well. And we are sorely terrified about this movie as well. Who ever is in charge of the rights for them to remake this movie, should be beaten with a hose. They are obviously trying to capture the Twilight success once again, and they don’t care about trashing a classic tale. Yes, there is a love story within the 1984 tale, with the whole “Junior Anti-Sex League” thing, and the “Ministry of Love”, which always leads to bad things. So I guess the focus will be about all that, and we will have dead eyes, I mean, Kristen Stewart, at the helm of all that nonsense. Please, let me know your rants about this.

Source: Movies.com


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